Penis waffle sausage rubs ‘family-friendly’ market the wrong way (BEWARE OF PHOTOS)
Date: 21 Feb, 2016

An enterprising young food stall operator learned a hard lesson last week

when his penis-shaped waffle sausages got shafted at a local market, according to The Star newspaper.

Inspired by a popular penis waffle trend in Taiwan’s Shilin market, the Malaysian trader at Junker Walk market in the state of Melacca won’t be able to sell his goods after local community members got the willies and felt it clashed with the “family-friendly” vibe.

His case went all the way to the city council.

The penis waffles were found to violate the traders business license terms which permitted him to sell only souvenirs and small snacks. Depends on your definition of small, I guess.

Now he’s stuck with a custom-shaped waffle maker and no place to sell them. At least he’ll always have a reliable customer in Tyrone Biggums.     [FULL


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